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ELECTION 2008

By Bob Abooey (Fri Sep 19, 2008 at 09:21:15 AM EST) (all tags)

I spin, you decide.

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Tequila Mockingbird

By Bob Abooey (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 11:20:42 AM EST) (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Sniffing more glue than you since 1978...

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No, no sir, I'm afraid they don't make em like that anymore

By Bob Abooey (Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 12:06:35 PM EST) (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Boiling water since 1978...

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He said you must be joking son, where *did* you get those shoes?

By Bob Abooey (Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 10:13:37 AM EST) Plasma (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Selling plasma for grocery money since 2008...

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Robert Abooey endorses Barack Obama for President

By Bob Abooey (Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 02:01:41 PM EST) (all tags)

For immediate release to all news outlets and wire services¹.

[1] - Except for that Daily KOS cesspool. Of course that goes without saying as that dump is neither a news outlet nor wire service.

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Pork Chop RFC

By Bob Abooey (Tue May 27, 2008 at 09:35:15 AM EST) (all tags)

I've got some pork chops thawing out.

I don't know what to do with them.

Oh yea though I walk through the valley of hunger I shall not want....

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Is that a fetus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

By Bob Abooey (Tue May 20, 2008 at 02:26:46 PM EST) (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Weathering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune since 1978...

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You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you

By Bob Abooey (Mon May 05, 2008 at 11:22:51 AM EST) The critically acclaimed Trail Master series (all tags)

The Trail Master^tm Series 2008

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It's official

By Bob Abooey (Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 07:09:31 PM EST) Get yer motor running! Head out for the highway!! Looking for adventure!! And whatever comes my way!! (all tags)

Yep - you guessed it...

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All the heroes in Corso's world were tired...

By Bob Abooey (Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 09:19:42 AM EST) (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Hunting snipes and blowing noses since 1979...

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	22%

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