bob abooey's Diaries (page 2)
Print Story Lunch with your best pal!
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Fri Feb 27, 2009 at 07:09:34 AM EST) (all tags)
Put on your best dirty t-shirt and belly up to the tv tray cause it's lunch time...

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Print Story If you can't join em, beat em.
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Tue Feb 24, 2009 at 09:57:27 AM EST) (all tags)
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man,
Get my dinner from a garbage can...

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Print Story ELECTION 2008
Diary
By Bob Abooey (Fri Sep 19, 2008 at 04:21:15 AM EST) (all tags)
I spin, you decide.

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Print Story Tequila Mockingbird
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 06:20:42 AM EST) (all tags)
The B.A.D.tm

Sniffing more glue than you since 1978...


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Print Story No, no sir, I'm afraid they don't make em like that anymore
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 07:06:35 AM EST) (all tags)
The B.A.D.tm

Boiling water since 1978...


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Print Story He said you must be joking son, where *did* you get those shoes?
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 05:13:37 AM EST) Plasma (all tags)
The B.A.D.tm

Selling plasma for grocery money since 2008...


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Print Story Robert Abooey endorses Barack Obama for President
Politics
By Bob Abooey (Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 09:01:41 AM EST) (all tags)
For immediate release to all news outlets and wire services1.

[1] - Except for that Daily KOS cesspool. Of course that goes without saying as that dump is neither a news outlet nor wire service.


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Print Story Pork Chop RFC
Food
By Bob Abooey (Tue May 27, 2008 at 04:35:15 AM EST) (all tags)
I've got some pork chops thawing out.

I don't know what to do with them.

Oh yea though I walk through the valley of hunger I shall not want....


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Print Story Is that a fetus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wizards and Hobbits
By Bob Abooey (Tue May 20, 2008 at 09:26:46 AM EST) (all tags)
The B.A.D.tm

Weathering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune since 1978...


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Print Story You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you
Travel
By Bob Abooey (Mon May 05, 2008 at 06:22:51 AM EST) The critically acclaimed Trail Master series (all tags)
The Trail Mastertm Series 2008

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