Less than two weeks until ThanksGiving Day, I hope you all have your shopping done. ThanksGiving this year will consist of my pops (Beaumont Abooey) and me sitting about his new apartment (very nice by the way) eating like fucking depraved holocaust survivors whilst watching American Football and shooting the proverbial shit all day.

Now this is just a little problematic as my mom and her husband have moved from $sunnyresortarea back to Ohia, because they're masochists to be closer to my Sister and her little kids, and they're (my mom that is) having ThanksGiving at the new house they just bought, which, and yes this is a rather long, run on, sentance, is about a 4 hour drive from my rented room at the YMCA, while my dad is only a hour drive, and Dad and I have already mapped out our whole ThanksDay adventure down to who is going to get what food and how much food and all that.

So my sister is like all "well mom is expecting you for ThanksGiving cause they moved here so they can be with their family during the Holidays and blah blah blah" and I'm like "well I already told Dad I'm going over there and I'm not going to make him spend the day alone and I don't feel like driving 8 blasted hours since they didn't move TOO FRIGGIN CLOSE TO ME NOW DID THEY and etc etc etc."

But more to the point Dad and I have a master plan which involves ZERO cooking (purchase pre-cooked turkey dinners from deli the day before then simply add heat and eat) and as such very little cleaning which maximizes time spent lounging in front of said footballs games and frankly isn't that what ThanksGiving is really all about?

Right. I've been working on some fun songs which, while I can't quite play up to speed yet, I can play and make them sound quite like they're supposed to. One being Sultans of Swing and the other being Long Distance Run Around. Another couple years and I should have them nailed. Okay then, I've got to go now cause I've got a daytime job and I'm doing alright even though I can't play the honky tonk like anything.