It was 66 years ago today when the iRAqii Air Force bombed our navy at Pear Harbour, killing thousands of innocent sailors and blowing up millions of dollars worth of boats. Frankly I think that act was much more despicable than when they bombed our Twin Towers on 9/11 yet nobody seems to want to talk about it anymore. All we hear about is how Rudi Gooliani and his wife/cousin stood out there in the face of death and gunned down the iRaqii bombers with a red rider pellet gun on 9.11, but nobody talks about the heinous act of the iRaqii on 1941, and all the heroic actions of various NY Governors back then, whoever they were. That's why today I'm wearing my Remember 12.7 patch proudly on my sweatshirt. We have to remember it or the iRaqii will do it again someday - mark my words.

I didn't hear Mitt Rommel's speech on Mormonism yesterday but I'm guessing he went on about how if he's elected or appointed President he's going to force everyone to become a Mormon and worship Joseph Smith while having multiple wives. Frankly I'm opposed, er, wait, no, no, I'm all for this. Lets face it the whole idea that a man should only be attached to one woman is sooooo 1800's and frankly it's been a long time comin that we have a Mormon elected who has the balls to fix this one small issue. All Hail Mitt!! The One True Mormon!!

So thanks be to God that a consortium of lenders and government officials got together and decided to artificially prop up housing prices bail out the poor victims of the housing crisis who were only invoking their God given right to buy a house with a no-money-down-ARM and were going to lose their homes because they can't afford them. It's times like this when you realize the big money lobbyists and corporations aren't only looking out for themselves but really do care about the rights of the common man! God Bless the banks and the government for making this sacrifice!

If all goes well I'll have the Ultra 60 up and running this weekend! All I need is one more cable which should be arriving today or tomorrow at the latest. Then, if all goes well, I'll begin my TOP SECRET operation which I can't bring up here, for the obvious reason (the Feds monitor my diary) but those who subscribe to my newsletter will get all the details. On a completely unrelated note - does anyone have any good suggestions for Solaris programs that allow you to encrypt a portion of a hard drive?

Right. I'll be having a Grilled Chicken Salad (with freedom dressing) for lunch today, along with a styrofoam cup of the soup de jour of the day, whatever that may be.